Friday, April 28, 2006
talks about a cop that was just living day to day....does work as the WORST cop ever....who sided a criminal.....u must be thinking that guy is nuts....
but he sided coz the cops turned bad...wanted to bump that poor guy off.....didnt mind actually coz that black prisoner talks too much anyway....his script must be damned hard to memorise....
so...this show talks about the "underworld" of the cop society...where cop are supposed to be righteous and all....but in truth...many of them are in a conspiracy....thinking of themselves as elites and criminals are criminals who will never turn over a good leaf....
so they run and run...until eventually the black went to Seattle to open a bakery.....and Bruce Willis...the "bad" cop turned good went to jail for 2 yrs......
the black criminal only know how to say "I have an appointment!" "I want my suit! My suit!" "I wanna open a bakery!" "This is a sign...."
lol...abit hilarious lar....
but ultimately...this show is good...tells u how one's life...no matter how lowly....can change or affect someone else's life.......
what happened in the end?
go watch lor....
I NEED MONEY!!!!! HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Joseph Saw
Willing to do anything for Money....
pls apply within
:P
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- 4/28/2006 09:14:00 PM
Thursday, April 27, 2006
lol.....it had been 2yrs 4mths since I saw my beloved Mr Pinky......and throughout this period Ive seen so many things....done so many things....experienced all walks of life......
and so definitely on the last day....i have to bring my handy~dandy camera to camp and use it! for fond memories! in one way or another they have touched my life...so here are the pics depicting me and them....in one fun way or another strange way...lol
on Tues, i reached camp at the same time i normally would....wlaking thru the glass doors for the one last time....booked in....everyone was shocked to see me clad in only jeans and shirt....but realisation hits in and they all were mockingly happy for me....lol....invariably teases came too...
then I went to CSB.....ZQ...my lao po wasnt there....he chao keng and took MC....so did Spec....haiz....
but then...took some pics :) first went to Jolrene's branch...
Benjamin . Dexter . Me . Jolrene
Gary *new NSF* . Dexter . Me . Jolrene
then went back to own branch.....didnt take with Kerene coz she seemed moody and scary.... ><
Kin Foo . Me
trying to be beng...lol
acting cute with Jade...but for me.....im naturally very cute ler lar :P
then after that went up to take more pics....busy busy day!
Jonathan Chew . Me . ron . Jia Yuan
Terence Me and the Watches
Me . Mickey -pls DONT kiss me-
Me & Uncle Ron
Jin Hui and I . . . Champions of NSSC!
Naveen . Me
Me & Baby Jonathan Ong....lol
Ruixiang . Jonathan Ong . Me . . . where the hell u looking at?!!?
Alvin Chen . Me
Dominic . Me
Me . Jian Ming . . . Peh Peh!!!!
Me . Ray
Me and Ray trying to kiss me.....he got this notion after C&K . . . yucks
Mickey again?!?!?! help!!!!!!!!!!
Jason Ng . Me
sleepy Uncle Ron . . . eh Encik!!!!
Me . Scott
Sherwyn . Me
Mdm Alice . Me
The whole office actually have a meeting....so I had to wait for COS and my IC....waited till 2 then LTC Koh was ready...talked to me...gave me my COS....then went to Mdm Karen...signed over stuff....did clearance with Mdm Alice...handed over my CR card....then took my IC from Mdm Karen! went to flaunt it and kena "beatings"....lol.....Johal and Kin Foo held me while tickling me in a very rough fashion....Jonathan Ong pinched me....Ray tried to pinch my nipples again.......man...the tortures I have to go thru just for my IC.....
then headed to NSAD to find Jan coz she got prezzie for me! she dont want my prezzie but still gave me one....so paiseh can?!?!?! then take some pics lor...
Jan . Me
Alicia . Me
Yuming . Me
then after that...went back NSSC.....and used my IC to book out! said my last byes......and left....
i was truly saddened.......haiz.....but i promised i will be back to visit them.....
then went home with new cabinet.....
then went out to Marina Square to have dinner with Mdm Kath, Mdm Alice, Kerene, Kin Foo and Brian! @ Changing Appetites! Quite nice and fairly affordable! gotta go there next time with the other Carebears!
the entire night i was just their suaning target......but fun lar.....knowing i can bring laughter to ppl...like what Kin Foo said "You must be honored....can make us laugh leh...hahah"...haiz...i will really miss this group of ppl.....
had a great time chatting....eating.....laughing...and basically just having fun....
at about 10+ we went our seperate ways ler.......
guys! u all gotta keep in contact with me kz?
anyway.....
ORD LOR!!!!!!
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- 4/27/2006 12:27:00 PM
Monday, April 24, 2006
Ian had to write an article on the JC boi killing himself coz his penis was small....to his standards....and i just laughed....
firstly....i didnt hear about this till i saw Ian's blog....and so did my mum...only my dad knew....
secondly...i was thinking...wat will the funeral be saying?
"XXX was a good student.....filial son....scored....blah blah blah....but a pity died young by killing himself coz of a small penis...."
when i thought of this I just laughed....
okok...i know im bad....i shldnt laugh at someone's demise and i shldnt poke fun at other's privacy....but i find it really hilarious....
in the past...i already thought killing urself coz u broke up with ur girlfren or boyfren is stupid enuff.....then comes this.....man....
but mabbe he had that disease....i will never know....
but man...i wont kill myself just coz my penis is small.... ><
anyway....apprehension is feeling me to the brim nowadays.....coz im gonna ORD tmr....so worries start crumbling....my wonderful world of slacking at home clearing leave is clearly just a milestone in life....now...it is over and beyond the horizen......
i started to think
- will I have enuff $$ to support myself?
- wat Uni course do I really want?
- after studies....do I continue studies or go to work?
- by then I am early 20s....need to save up for future!
- will I get married before 30?
- if so....do I have enuff $$$ to support my family?
- do I wanna live alone if im not married by then?
- what apartment shld i get?
lol....i seriously think i think too much....Kin Foo oso said that but well.....thats me...lol
too much worries in me....too much apprehension....too much uncertainties....too much intoxicatingly over-the-rainbow fantasies....lol....ok...wrong use of intoxicate...but who cares
oh...Russ says my england is getting more and more powerful.....lol....well...thanks for ur compliments....but then again...my english have always been the top class standard yeh? lol
well...gonna take camera tmr and take pics......hehe....will miss them....
and gonna sing karaoke with them! yeah!
ORD LOR!!!!
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- 4/24/2006 09:21:00 PM
Sunday, April 23, 2006
wat isit? lol.....dont get the wrong idea...wat i told them is stated below.....lol
man...recently for the whole of this month, whenever the Carebears meet....the itenary is the same....
- meet for dinner at some nice place....eat and chat
- then go somewhere else for dessert....eat and chat
- walk around then mabbe go supper....eat and chat
- go home....
argh! spent ALL my money on eating ler!!! not all lar....but my special savings gone......sobs....
and eat and eat....im getting fat!!!!
good thing at home got exercise....at least once or twice a week go and swim and tan.....hehe
then...mabbe going gyming with Russ soon on a routinely basis....and made plans to go jogging/running in McRitchie with Kel....and of coz the usual swimming lar....
im so tired everyday...mabbe coz life is mundane for me? after 25th April I really gotta go find a job.....make life more interesting....and not fixate infront of the computer every single second of my life.....
yeah....resolution for the next few months to come :)
Word of the Day :: Intriguing
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- 4/23/2006 12:05:00 PM
Monday, April 17, 2006
kel is gonna go on a cruise in may....
suddenly...i just feel i really really want and NEED a holiday.....somewhere to relax....be treated like a king....enjoy.....ahhhh....no schedules to follow....do wat u like.........
im dreaming.....lol
we wanted a holiday this yr actually....been talking about it for ages since last yr.....we as in the Carebears....now im just so into this pompous idea that we are the Carebears........die man....thx to Nic Foo's input......
anyway...we talk, discuss in the end....nth....too lazy and broke....
but now i really need one.....argh!?!?!?! HOW??!!??! lol.....
ask Nic Foo plan lar....he always plans such wonderful holidays....lol
and i need work after leaving SAF...before my uni life starts.....anyone wanna employ me?
and shld i buy this....this is nice leh....
anyway....word of the day : POMPOUS
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- 4/17/2006 09:01:00 PM
Thursday, April 13, 2006
YMCA!!!
Uptown Girl!!!
V for Venus!!!
lol...wat is this all about? lol...these were the songs of Mambo Night!!!! wahah!! Joseph Saw went clubbing finally after like dunno how long....and the feeling was simply ecstatic, invigorating anf pure MADNESS!!! lol....seems like im still a little off my head.....
first of all...Kelvin came to my house after booking out to put his stuff....lazed around a little....coz i was waiting for my ex maid to come for a visit! she was my maid up till P6 and she was good...liked her alot. she was coming back to Singapore to visit her sister and us!!! but waited ttill 8+ when Kel complained he was hungry...so we left...
but before we reached the lift lobby....i saw her and i call her! she was ecstatic! walked her home then we took some pics...made small talks...in 10 mins....we were out....need to be there at 10.30!
reached Lot 1 and had dinner.....drinks so expensive....bah!
then took 190 to town and changed to bus 16 to Zouk......yeah...
we reached there first! gave a call to Russ and they were in the cab.....reaching ler....they say...
then we saw Nicholas Lee...our junior and realised he was waiting for Justin Lee....we waited together lor...then....Russell came...together with Darius, Kim and Kirin. Kirin and Darius are from Kel and Russ church and Kim is Kirin's fren....good number...we headed in!
woah...wnt in and we ordered 2 jugs namely Vodka Orange and Vodka Sprite/7-up...dunno which one lar....tastes same...lol....and we finished both before 11.30!!! siao! then we walked around and chatted...me and Russ played "Classmates-Teacher Game"...where we had to say a name and the other continue....person who cant continue loses! and as usual, as im so totally flamboyant and charismatic....made frens fast and had a good time bonding and chatting with everyone! then at 11.30, we order 2 more jugs! this time Vodka Ribena!!! we drank tthen decided to play "I Never!" lol....then...time to party! We headed to the dance floor and simply danced the night away!
we stopped for a few minutes a few times for water and washroom break...and those few times became quite frequent towards the end....lol...we switched from Mambo Night to Phuture a few times too...but Phuture was simply too crowded and we came back shortly...
we saw many SJI guys that night.....Matthew....juniors and JOSIAH!!!! wahaha....damn shocked to see Rosie there...and we danced together for a short moment!
we kept laughing at those ppl standing on the platforms and doing all the Mambo Night moves...coz many of them were so eccentric and hilariously gay! thats how Kim tire out finally....from too much laughing!
we noticed a guy in white whose mouth is so much bigger than mine and never closes...
we noticed an "auntie" holding her handbag while dancing on the platform and smsing once too often!
we noticed a guy in red doing "Mime Dancing"....lol
and we saw SHI XIN HUEY!!!!!!!!! WAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!! she is simply beautiful! cute! and i simply LOVE her eyes!!! had eye contact with her once....i guess that was when she and her frens noticed this group of clubbers kept looking at them....and i believed she made a small smile at me!!! wahhoooo!!! she danced real well too!!! lol....and was even back to back with Russ literally!!! i was so jealous....but i did brushed her elbow while dancing....when Kim edged me over to her group....but it was so brief as shortly, she and some frens went outta the dance floor......sobs
then we wanted to leave but the girls wanted to dance more...previously Darius had already left....then we decided to dance till 3am or after a nice song...so we left slightly past 3...went for drinks....then as we were leaving....came YMCA!!! the girls screamed and hey...it was the indication to dance again.....but sadly...after YMCA more good songs came!!! madness! we just danced!!! my legs are buckling!!! lol....finally we left...half dragging the girls...lol....at around 3.30+.....
took cab to Lido Mac for supper....chatted till 4+ then made way home....the guys shared cab as they were all staying over....
supposed to visit SJI today...woke up late and were all lazily in bed...so skipped the idea....left house at 2+, headed to town for "lunch..." ate at 4 at Food Republic!!! before that Kel went to buy a cake and durian for his mum's bdae dinner later tonight!!! Happy Bdae again Auntie!!!
why again? coz i wished her this morning on the phone ler....lol...
then as Kel went to meet his dad...i walked around with Russ to look at handphone models...we wanted and needed new hps! lol....then we went seperate ways....
ahh...came home and just slept till now...wake up to game and blog!!! woot!!!
last night was extraordinary!!! lets do it again!!!! wheeeee!!!!!
oh btw...i hate ppl who did something now when in the past, they were so against it and make excuses like "my frens say dont want....coz i dont look good with it...."........change of mind suddenly or simply following the crowd?!? mei you zhu jian....lol
anyway...im still high....and mad....lol....use the energy on my WOW!!!
signing off everybody!
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- 4/13/2006 09:57:00 PM
Monday, April 10, 2006
gonna ORD on 25th April....2 more working days only....
though i had problems at that place....with people...with work....how im so against doing certain things....i still kinda miss the times....
my character doesnt allow me to take things down without a proper explanation...so many a times im seen against the authority in camp....lol
but i did work hard....too bad i didnt get the Best Soldier...haha...but I got the Excellence Award! Not as good as compared to Brian's STAR AWARD sia.....lol....prestigious award leh.....
ill miss the times i chatted with Mdm Kath, Mdm Alice......
seriously....the best times were when I was under Mdm Alice....when Keng Lim, Windsor, Dennard and Alex were around....those times were fun...we were so close....but after I got kicked to Customer Service and slowly they ORD.....it seemed boring and the whole Printing/Data gang split....
but I had ZQ, Brian and the latest addition KF!!! Lol.....funny gang we are....always complaining about this and that....makan together....suaning Brian about him and his beng-ness and his STAR Award.....suaning KF and Mickey....suaning ZQ and Mickey.....and suaning me about pratically everything I say.......*and there was silence*
haha.....that line is now formerly used by us...thanks to KF.....
missed suaning Prem our beloved Fax Machine IC
miss giving Kerene all the MP cases and see her get mad (jokingly mad lar)
miss suaning Johal and hearing everyone make "Black" jokes about him
miss doing emails and retorting the NSmen
miss calling NSmen and telling them "Too late to process ur deferment"
miss hearing nice NSmen and employers saying thanks after a call
miss receiving compliments
DO NOT miss receiving complaints.... ><
miss my lao po ZQ and poking him, slapping his back....
DO NOT miss everyone slapping me back and di siao-ing me....haha
miss seeing Jade get frustrated then look so cute when she angry...
miss making fun of Alan.....eh...how u put a giraffe into the fridge?!? haha
miss making faces at Eric
miss running away from Mickey..though I dont miss him getting touchy all over me
man....i relaly miss those times...I was only in NSSC for 1yr and 8mths....not the full NSF period one would expect....but those times spent were memorable....
being NSAD Idol 1st Runner Up....then knowing great frens and ppl over at NSAD....u can say i was the pioneer to bridge ties between NSSC and NSAD bah....haha
then got Twin Tower Challenge somemore? invigorating race man.....haha....
i really will miss my frens and the times i spent there...being the first few to see NSSC (the building) from nothing become something....from something then turning into something....too bad cant see the new setup....but i had my fine share......
haiz.....will they miss me?
haha.....anyway.....wish all my frens there happy working.....
Customer Service Branch Rocks........ hehe ^^
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- 4/10/2006 09:06:00 PM
Saturday, April 08, 2006
today was the major gathering of the Carebears....ok...i only knew today that we were branded as the Carebears....haha....who are we?
Joseph = Laugh Alot Bear
Everyone now knows and dont deny I laugh alot...and horrendous laughter it is...even in the not so funny comedies....i will laugh...or the not funny parts of comedies....there u go...Joseph laughs again....haha.....but hey. u gotta agree....i do bring laughter into people's life and they even laugh along with me....so im the Laugh Alot Bear with a star on my belly :P
Kelvin = Bashful Heart Bear
He doesnt really show his emotions much....very "shy"...cannot get too touchy....but deep inside he cares for all his frens....and when its at night.....the Moonlight Abalone attacks and he is touchy all over!!!! HELP!!!!! Always there....but "shy"....so the Bashful Heart Bear with a heart behind a rainbow cloud on his belly...shy my foot :)
Russell = Surprise Bear
He does all the funny unexpected things....got a gf liaoz...still act so gay...like in NYDC...u should see siah.....u never know what he will do next....wearing the weirdest outfits, saying the nonsensical stuff and doing all the funny outta-the-world actions. So here comes the ah pek Surprise Bear with a rainbow on his belly...surprise after the rain :O
Nicholas = Do Your Best Bear
He is always encouraging us....giving us his opinions and sharing with us and giving us tips....like old uncle like dat....sharing his World War 2 EXP....haha....always there for u....concern and always asking about the well being of people around and he knows everyone's potential is higher than the skies....thats Do Your Best Bear for you....with a kite on his belly....a BIG belly..... :S
Ian = Champ Bear
He is the tallest amongst us...seems fit and eh....SIR somemore leh......fit anot?! but damn childish...youngest....Decemeber baby....haha....so abit playful....didnt really know till i think today....but seems very sporty character and team player! Thats Champ Bear for you with a trophy on his belly.....big playful baby... :X
eh....must cherish the pics hor....coz u all say we are Care Bears so i took the time to go find the Carebears and choose the ones most suited to our character....must thank me kz?!?! And Wan Yong and Tabs are? They are the Auntie Bears lar....look after the 5 of us babies....lol....
finally...today signed majority portions of my clearance form and sent out my farewell email....haha...but i got my OA locked out.....damn badluck....lol
after work, went to have dinner with Nic, Kel and Ian at Sushi Tei....again.....ok lar...basically my fault...my suggestion....
we reached Marina and went in to a sushi restaurant which is damn expensive....when i saw they dont have Cha Soba and sake sushi costs $3 per plate....i decided too ex...so we left without ordering and went sushi tei....
as usual...i ate alot and spent lots....
but i think i ate less than last time....but ended up paying total of what the other 3 paid....means half of the bill....im now super broke....anyone wanna treat me pls?
then we walked around while Nic went to pick WanYong up and Ian pick his lil bro up....
finally went to NYDC at Suntec for dessert.......all 7 of us....Ian, his lil bro, Russ, Kel, Nic, Wanyong and I....
we ate...and man...im super full....
then Nice sent me to City Hall MRT while he sends the rest home....sobs...too bad i live so far from them.....><.....haha...kidding....
now reached home...caught the end of Survivor....bathed....and blogging....
hair dry ler....time to ZzZz......sry very tired.....blog wont blame me i hope....lol
happy reading :)
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- 4/08/2006 12:52:00 AM
Sunday, April 02, 2006
today as mentioned in earlier post...i woke up around 11+ like that....man...missed church....felt bad as i really did wanna go today.....but missed the alarm or alarm didnt go off....either ways....i didnt wake up....wahah....
rushed like mad....typed my bprev blog entree...then went to have early lunch and bathed....then changed and scooted out....
first dropped by Bugis as I needed to pick my figurines....Bleach Characters 3 came today....price increased slightly as instead of the usual 4 piece....they have 6 piece instead! but it was ok...lol
then i rushed down to Marina GV...where we were gonna watched Ice Age 2 :: Meltdown
previously i made a booking via phone....so i mentioned that...then the lady at the counter said "Sry, ur tiks are blocked as u are supposed to come 30 mins before the show"...bloody hell....it was only 5 mins late when i was at counter....i was early when i reached but thanks to long queue i ended up being late....i didnt wanna argue so i didnt bring this up....so i asked are there still good seats? she said yes...ok...i bought...
then went Carl's Junior where Russ and Kel were having lunch....then Josiah (Rosie) came and we went...
the movie was hilarious......i kept laughing and Rosie, who sat beside me....had a "terrible" time....the others purposely let Rosie sit beside me....lol...coz they experienced the horrors of Joseph Saw watching a comedy....
i love the Rat.....and his nut....I love the 2 Possums....especially Crash *does the hand sign*
lol...simply funny....anyone who havent watched it...do watch....its worth the money....and im not revealing spoilers here....lol
after the movie...Russ left and the 3 of us went to Arcade....played lots of shooting games, Daytona and a stupid 2 player game....haha
then we went to Sushi Tei for dinner....yum yum...
then we went Swensen's for Dessert.....yum yum yum....
man...im super full now......super bloated......argh......
anyway...gonna go play WOW now....Ian Tan is waiting to kill me....lol
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- 4/02/2006 10:47:00 PM
yesterday was Wan Yong's bdae....happy bdae Wan Yong! Sry Nic for not goin down...but I wasnt in for a big group recently.....somethings happened which im not sure what...but good to see u cheery later on...
yesterday around 10+, met Kelvin at Buona Vista mrt and we went to Holland V's Settlers. Played Blokus for a while then Ian and Russ turned up....shortly, Nic and Wan Yong came too and then we played Cash Flow....only had about an hour to play...but it was quite fun....lol
I was a doctor....have lots of money to begin with....and have lots of liabilities to clear....lol....everyone was jealous of the money i was earning thru my pay check and stocks and investments.....but no one knew how hard I had to psy off my liabilities until nearing the end....
so...so wat if u have lots of money? u got lots of things to pay off.......haha....
Wan Yong said "if only life was that easy..."...true...every threw of the dice we get pay check...and when we played yesterday immediately we got stocks, the next few rounds we sold them....haha....
funny thing last night was....everyone got a Baby in their first round.....i didnt get one even when the game ends.....does this implies anything?
after that...Kel left coz he needs to wake up early tmr for class.....the rest of us went to The Prata Shop behind NUS and ate....
we had fun talking....about wat we think of marriage, children, adulthood....about our past like out Malaysia trip and Germany trips....about our dreams and fantasies....it was nice...we laughed out loud and had fun...
left the place at about 2.....reached home at slept around 3+.....just woke up....alarm clock didnt ring and didnt go church.....haha....
had fun last night....really......if time was that easy....
i knew them since sec 3...and im glad till now....we can still be so close...though sometimes we get on each others nerves...but thats understandable with our characters....wahahah....
anyway...meeting them soon for Ice Age 2: The Meltdown!!!! wheeeee......
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- 4/02/2006 11:19:00 AM
